a NOT so Total ECLIPSE of the heart film

so i finally saw my first ever lunar eclipse last saturday, june 26. it was awesome. the darker side of the moon does give out a blood-ish red color.

and yeah, june 29, i watched Eclipse (Twilight Saga) ahead of everyone else in the world @SM cinema 1.

credits to unc chic for the free tickets!

the film particularly wasnt on my 2010 movie list, but at least it's freeeeeee...

im not a very big fan of the film. probably because i was disappointed with the book too.

but overall, including the last 2 installments, it's uhmmmmmmm... bearable.

highschool-ish and all.

but i have to share this...

the film reel was delivered late so a band played on stage and omg they were amazing..

they could've done much better if they actually sang original compositions but still, they were sooooooo good!!! haha! segue kaayu bah!

pero back to the film...

my annoyance for bella has turned a notch higher. she just couldnt get contented with the vampire. and yeah, i personally dont find buffed-up-topless-native-american-tribal-dudes hot! jacob looks like an eleven year old on steroids! so yeah, i guess im on TEAM EDWARD afterall.

a few highlights, were the fight scenes. awesome matrix-slomo-moves by alice.

rosalie/nikki reed still unbelievably beautiful.

and the ever cheeziest highschool drama love story of bella and edward.haha.pfft!

SPOILERS!

*there WAS an ALMOST Cullen-adopted new born...

*as usual, Dakota Fanning had a less-than-5-min appearance...

*more historical background on rosalie, jasper and the Quileute-vampire feud in Forks...

*i didnt know vampires turn to ice when they die...

*female werewolf...epal kaayu!

*choi nga engagement ring...

*hot new born puppet...

*inspiring graduation speech by ana kendrick's character...

*6 make out scenes.or was it 7?hahaha...

*and yeah, bella and edward are still getting married! but i guess you already knew that!hahah

RATE: 2 (i still dont like kirsten stewart's portrayal of bella. and dude!!! vampires shouldnt sparkle! what's gayer than that?! oh yeah! werewolves wearing shorts!!!^_____^)

FAVE CHARACTER: VICTORIA! couldnt believe Bryce dallas-howard took the role! from Mrs. John Connor (in Terminator Salvation) to an easy-to-kill vampire!!! one of the most beautiful in hollywood next to gemma arterton! woooooot!

QUOTE: "Face it, I AM hotter than you" Jacob to Edward

hasta el infinito y más allá!!! Toy Story 3!♥

And with all their might, they pushed the door. And out came, “Mom?”, they were surprised. “Welcome to our walk-in fridge!”

Ok so yeah, I wanted to be as good as Tom Clancy when I was younger but then again, look at me now? Kids half my age can do better! Haha.

I just renovated my page (yeah as if anyone ever reads my page, well, maybe except you ALG) and I’ve decided that since my innumerable attempts to beat Tom Clancy were epic failures, I’ll probably turn this page into… well uhmmmm.. my movie critique page.

Weeeeeeeeeee!!!

June 19, 2010
Toy story 3 @ SM cinema 3d theatre.
The last 3d film I’ve seen was AVATAR and trust me, it was worth the money. My dad literally DID NOT remove his 3d glasses until the credits were done. Well, at first the glasses made me dizzy, but you’ll get the hang of it after some time. The only downside in SM’s Digital Theater was their sound system --- not surround sound. No disrespect but, our component at home has better sound quality. But I have to give SM credits as well because later this year, they’ll be launching the very first IMAX theater in the region. Can’t wait for that!

The very first TS was released in 1995, I was 7 and I guess so was Andy (the kid who owned the toys), so technically, TS is MY generation’s story. Come 2010 and Andy goes to college, this practically means that it has been years since he last played with his toys. Just like all the other installments of the movie, the whole story started with a misunderstanding. But I have to say, TS 3 is the funniest of the trilogy and, of course, the best tearjerker. And yeah did I mention, we were in a “Shaker” seat. Yeaaaaaaah! \m/

Kids behind, in front and beside us enjoyed the film as much as we did. And thanks to them, I shouted, cried and laughed as loud as I could --- they did it louder.bwahaha.!

In totality, the movie was about growing up, moving on, and staying together.

Rate: (1 lowest,5 highest) – 4 ½ (Big Baby was kinda freaky.hahah..wa ra. Kung sa part one naa tong “Cannibal dolls” sa room ni Sid-the-pyromaniac-kid, sz 3 kai naa si Big Baby. Mao ray nka apan. Haha!)
Fave Character: Mr. PotatoHead
Quote: Buzz, we’ll be friends to infinity and beyond (Woody)

abandon sheep!

And so the children of summer started to dance in the rain. 'twas 7 am. So humid in these parts of town, the youngest uttered. But their bikes raced through gutters, “We’ll never get sick again!” they shouted.
For the first time, I believed them. Constant exposure to the variables of illnesses would eventually change your immunity.
They turned to the next corner. The old man with 9 tin cans and carton boxes smiled, it was about 4 months ago that those kids only brought dust and sand, this time, they splashed water. His tin cans rust, “Everything else does”. Dust, rust, everything else does.

She was looking through the key hole. Little Alice. Her 6th attempt to open the undersized door was again, a failure. Then appeared the heart-shaped box. "Please let it be Balot", she whispers.
Would she ever have gone to wonderland when all she thought about was the boy next door, or her favorite strawberry-flavored lip balm? Or was wonderland a metaphor of escaping responsibility? The former or the latter, what else matters? ahhhhhh... The prodigal oysters!
The hookah smoking caterpillar once said, the other side makes you grow, the other makes you shrink. So, uhmmm... which side can bring me home? After 3 years, Alice went to rehab.
“I guess loosing Peter brought me to my senses. I lost all my pixie dust, I was never his happy thought.” –Tink drinking absinthe. Haha
Here’s a mouthful, free the Cheetah, Cage the Cheater.